NastyClubHouse · Auto Checkout

We run the bots.
You get the boxes.

NastyACO secures limited Pokémon and collectible drops for members of NastyClubHouse. Every hit lands in your tracker the second it clears — item, retailer, quantity, cost basis. You pay for what's secured. Nothing before that.

One Discord sign-in and the dashboard is yours — orders, invoices and the drop calendar, from the first click.

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$10 a checkout

One flat rate per secured checkout. No monthly, nothing to subscribe to.

No application

Live, not later

Checkouts reach your dashboard the second they clear — item, retailer, price.

Nothing leaks

Order IDs, addresses, proxies and payment details are never published anywhere.

Process

Three steps, and none of them cost you anything.

01 — SIGN IN

Log in with Discord

No form to fill in and nothing to wait for. Authorise once with the Discord account you're already in the server with, and your dashboard is built on the spot.

02 — PICK YOUR DROPS

Tick what you want covered

The calendar lists what's coming and which retailers we're running. Opt into the releases you actually want. Anything you skip costs you nothing.

03 — COOK

Watch it land, then settle

Checkouts post live as they clear. When the drop closes you get one itemised invoice. Anything the retailer cancelled never reaches it.

What comes with the seat

The checkout is half of it. The other half is knowing what you own.

Most groups hand you a confirmation number and wish you luck. Everything below is included from the day you're approved.

Live checkout feed

Hits post to the channel the moment they clear — item, retailer, quantity, product shot. You see the drop happening, not a recap of it.

NastyTracker dashboard

Every order in one table instead of eleven inboxes. Filter by date, retailer or status, and see what's still in transit at a glance.

Inbox sync

Point it at the address you check out with. Confirmations, tracking numbers and cancellations file themselves against the right order.

Drop calendar

Dates, expected allocation and which retailers we're covering — published before the drop, so you can plan capital instead of reacting.

Cost basis & profit

FIFO cost basis per SKU, carried through every sale. "What did I actually make on that release" is a number you can read, not a spreadsheet night.

One invoice per drop

Itemised against what cleared, reconciled after the cancellation window closes. No running tab, no surprise line items.

Member dashboard

Sign in with Discord. It's already filled in.

No account to create and no password to lose. The Discord you're already in the server with is the login — authorise once and every checkout we've made for you is sitting there, along with what you spent, what's still in transit and what you owe.

It's also where you add your checkout profiles: the account, address and card we run for you on each site. Build one per platform, edit them whenever, and they're picked up automatically at the next drop.

Checkouts Invoices Drop calendar Checkout profiles

Add a checkout profile See the dashboard

Everything you save is yours alone — other members never see another member’s profiles.

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Secured

In transit

$4,318

Spent

Invoice due

Pokémon 30th Celebration ETB×2 · $119.98

Prismatic Evolutions Bundle×3 · $80.82

First Partner Collection S2×1 · $65.98

30th Collection Tin×4 · $99.96

Surging Sparks UPC×1 · $119.99

Pricing

$10 a checkout. That's the whole price list.

Nothing until something lands

No monthly, no setup fee, nothing to renew the week a release flops. You're billed $10 per secured checkout — each one that clears and survives the cancellation window — if the retailer voids it, it comes off the invoice before you ever see it.

$10 per secured checkout

Same ten dollars on everything. It doesn't move by product, by how hard the release was to hit, or by how much you take — twenty secured checkouts is twenty tens. No tiers, no negotiation, no surprise line on the invoice.

Full dashboard access from day one — not a trial tier
Live feed and the private member channels
Inbox sync, calendar and invoicing, all in the seat
Bots, proxies and accounts on every covered drop

What you're never billed for

Failed checkouts and declines
Orders the retailer cancels on you
Drops you decide to sit out

Questions

The ones worth asking before you apply.

Do I need my own bots, proxies or accounts?

No. On any drop we're covering, the infrastructure is ours — that's the service. If you'd rather we run your own profiles or accounts on a particular release, say so when you apply and we'll set it up.

Which retailers do you actually run?

The big four for Pokémon — Target, Walmart, Best Buy and GameStop — plus Pokémon Center when it opens, and one-off regionals when the allocation makes it worth the effort. The calendar lists exactly what's covered ahead of each drop rather than after it.

How do I know a checkout is really mine?

Two ways. It appears in your dashboard tied to your seat, and the confirmation email arrives from the retailer directly, not forwarded by us. Tracking numbers land in the same order record as they're issued.

What happens if an order gets cancelled?

Invoices are settled after the cancellation window closes, so a voided order simply never makes it onto one. If a cancellation lands after settlement, it's credited against the next drop.

Can I leave?

There's nothing recurring, so there's nothing to cancel. Sit a season out and your seat, your order history and your cost basis are still there when you come back.

What does signing in with Discord actually hand over?

Your Discord user ID, username and avatar — that's the whole scope. We can't read your messages, your DMs or the other servers you're in, and we never post as you. The ID is only there so your checkouts attach to the right person. Revoke it from Discord's Authorised Apps page any time and the dashboard simply stops opening.

Get in

The next drop is already on the calendar.

Sign in with the Discord account you're in NastyClubHouse with. The dashboard builds itself, the calendar shows you what's coming, and you tick the drops you want covered. Nothing to pay until something clears.

We run the bots.You get the boxes.